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Keeping
the Home Fires Burning
Feature: Veteran's Special Edition 2002
By Paul L. Antus
Predictably,
its a spirit-lifting, party loving, multi-faceted extravaganza
disguised as a gigantic jukebox! Bequeathing a Bandstand aura atop
Bransons Country Music Boulevard and packed with a sixty year
anthology of our favorite sing-alongs, Jimmy Osmonds American
Jukebox Show resonates a little bit Country & a little bit Rock
n Roll; teaming dance & song, comedy & magic
and a whole melting pot of fun and surprises.
As a feel good production materializing straight out of a Jimmy
Osmond dream, the American Jukebox Theater and Show introduces itself
right at the front door. Poised within a cozy foyer that beckons
one to call it Planet Osmond, Jimmys Zymot space alien and
Warner Brothers rising-star, greets us as sanctum curator
communicating through huge brown eyes and cosmic hugs. Complemented
by the autographed guitars of Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, U2 and
Garth Brooks, a commemorative plaque suggests a starting point while
playing both memory to a charitable Command Performance before the
Queen of England and for us, a membrance to the continuing Osmond
philanthropy. And so, with living mementoes compacted
wall to wall with pictorials and record album covers that unfold
a days-of-yore chronology, were there witnessing a chubby-cheeked,
five year old Jimmy venturing forth on his own, achieving his first
gold record; indeed the first for the Osmond family with My Little
Darling. In a few years after that and just a picture frame away,
were all part of Jimmys adoring world, not only being
bestowed Male Vocalist of the Year but as defined by his panoply
of gold albums; the screaming surge of teens awaiting Jimmy at the
exit of his own Jimmy Osmond Television Show!
Indeed, not only is this Show & Tell enthralling, weve
enjoyed it without having to buy a ticket! So for the hometown
Bransonites, Jimmys other long time fans and those who have
traveled from all over the United States, were here reliving
our own childhoods through Jimmy over his Long Haired Lover From
Liverpool cover just beside the cheery, effervescent bubbles of
a real Wurlitzer jukebox and the popping popcorn smells of the
theaters eatery. Here, with conversations between newly
found friends discussing whos got the better route through
the Tuscarora Mountains, it looks like another Jimmy Osmond party
is about to breakout. So if youre ready lets go in!
While the audience settles into its comfy chairs to be mesmerized
by pre-show stimulus like huge balloons floating with swaths of
colored light beside projection screens capturing essences of
time, place and attitude, we cant help but regress when
a Country/Rock n Roll quiz asks us who the bass player
for the Beach Boys was? But as quickly as the question is asked,
were off to another early-on past-time and some more vintage
commercial footage featuring Rosie, The Quicker-Picker-Upper
and a Jack Gilford coveting someone elses Cracker-Jacks.
Yes, weve been segued right back to the days of vinyl records;
to Paul Anka writing The Johnny Carson Show theme music and a
Neil Sedaka climbing his Stairway to Heaven...cause heaven
is where you are...and eventually hearing from the third row center,
Brian Wilson!
For all of us here, right from the theaters front door,
weve knowingly entered into and through an interactive twilight
zone where our past and present will now become our next two hours
of future. In less than sixty seconds, the American Jukebox Shows
curtain will be opening to the illustrious career of Jimmy Osmond
who, as the youngest of his brothers, has achieved on his own
six gold records, one platinum record and two gold albums. And
for those who might have lost count, its Jimmy and his brothers
who have together performed over three thousand shows before two
million people over a ten year span in Branson while having already
been recognized as the prestigious Show of the Year. Selling over
eighty million records and sharing forty-seven gold and platinum
recordings, thats just for starters. As introductory music
sounds and lights dim, the audience feels truly honored to be
in a theater where Jimmys life has all been practice right
up to now.
AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR HOST JIMMY OSMOND!
With the curtain rising on a barrage of song, choreography by
the Flashback Dancers and vocabularies of stunning stage crafts,
three ladies swoon to their awaited icon: Jimmy Osmond...and there
he is. As applause swells beyond Jimmys, Hello everybody.
How ya doin, he begins launching into his singular rendition
of Dancin In the Streets with everyone joining in; clapping,
singing, some stomping while dancing in their seats. Indeed, our
party has begun and an audiences collective pulse is climbing.
I love doing this show cause we get to re-visit Americas
greatest music, proclaims Jimmy. And so, as another large
bubbling jukebox over-sees all from its upstage mark to do just
that, Jimmy continues, Ya know ladies and gentlemen, when
I was a little boy, my mom used to play me the Big Band sounds
of the 40s, asking, Ya like the 40s, more applause
resounds as Jimmys five year old son, Zachary James, enters
from stage right to be the shining light into our musical sojourn
to sing, Dream A Little Dream Of Me, and is followed by his eight
year old sister and starlet, Sophia Michelle, singing a rollicking
Chattanooga Choo-Choo.
After a cameo appearance from King Elvis and a stirring rendition
of his Jailhouse Rock, its time for comedy, the good, clean,
family kind, featuring Bransons favorite ventriloquist and
looney-tune in his own right, Ji-i-i-i-m Barber. With an act that
just happens to be called, The Barber and Seville, Jims
the first International Ventriloquist of the Year who allows his
dummy to pull the strings....But wait, Jim is the dummy and Seville,
well, as the clone of Jim, hes a dummy too! Existential
as it may all sound, its just one big long breath for Jim
Barber; an accomplished singer and just one voice in a cast that
includes Baby, an infant rescued from a gym-bag found
in the parking lot and Chico Pete, a cute bug-eyed
Mexican Chihuahua who becomes the king of the rumba beat as he
goes, chee-chee-co-boom, chee-chee-co-boom, every
time Jim passes him a treat. Anyway, all will become clear when
you get to see Jim and his entourage.
Thats one sick man, adds Jimmy Osmond over Mr.
Barbers audience applause and laughter. Are ya havin
fun? Yeah, responds the audience in unison.
So as Jimmy now introduces the husband and wife illusionist team
with whom he had the privilege of working nine seasons ago at
The Osmond Family Theater...The Magic of David and Denise Hamner
rightfully takes its place on stage. As the amazing Mr. D
begins to fold his wife into an origami of nothingness, another
must see illusion has taken place inches in front
of us leaving scrutineers absolutely awed. Howd they
do that? asks Eleanor from Omaha, Nebraska, I-doe-noe,
responds husband, Merle. In fact, The Hamners whole act is like
that; materializing a gaggle of cockatoos, parrots and/or doves;
setting them free to fly about the theater and our heads then
homing them back on stage to disappear from whence
they came. Indeed, theres no entertainment like it in Branson.
As Jimmy Osmond returns to the stage to explain how life is working
out for him and his brothers, he comments, So now all my
brothers children are raised and theyre practically
in a different city almost everyday, but theyre all back
in town doing their own morning show at 9:30 am at the Country
Tonite Theatre just down the road. Im really excited about
that and Id be there with um, but I cant get
up that early. We really do like Branson, says Jimmy. After
the show, instead of going out on the road, I can go right home
to my wife, Michelle, and be a daddy. Thats whats
important to me. As the audience applauds in agreement, Jimmy
continues, Ya know my wife, Michelle and I first came to
Branson eleven years ago; fell so in love with it that we made
Branson our home and had four beautiful babies right here in the
Ozarks. All little hillbillies running round and as ya saw
two of um earlier; Sophia and Zachary, I also have a red
headed little boy named, Wyatt. Almost three years old,
Arthur Wyatt toddles from stage left to give Daddy Jimmy a glass
of water, and of course an audience of Ah-h-h-hs exudes.
Oh hi son! Can you say hi to the audience? Hi!
says Wyatt bashfully. And with that, an entire audience responds
in unison, Hi Wyatt with a gentle kind of coddling
applause. Thanks for bringing me some water, Wyatt, but
I think you drank it all, as Jimmy turns an empty glass
upside-down. Now say, bye-bye, Wyatt.
Ba-bye, meekly responds an already off-stage Wyatt.
Hes a great kid. Where the red hair came from, we
just dont know. We also have another cute little girl named
Bella (Isabella Olive RaNae Osmond born February 2002). So
the Lords been very good to our little family and Id
like to dedicate my next song, Shine, off my new CD, Keep The
Fire Burnin.
As Jimmy sings Shine, and his family album of personal photos
is projected, it becomes obvious that what were seeing on
stage is just a modicum of the Jimmy Osmond the rest of the world
has come to know and appreciate. Indeed, Jimmy, as a member of
the National Board of Governors for the Childrens Miracle
Network, an organization founded by The Osmond Foundation, Jimmy
has already assisted in raising over 1.5 billion dollars. Appointed
to the Governors Select Panel on Tourism for the State of
Missouri and also having been honored by the United States Junior
Chamber of Commerce as one of the Ten Outstanding Young Americans
Jimmy takes his place with past recipients, John F. Kennedy and
Gerald Ford.
Jimmys story continues as his entrepreneurial projects include
his production companies that have produced over eleven hundred
hours of theatrical films, made for Television Movies and Specials,
music videos, along with commercials and industrial videos for
major United States and international corporations. Most recently,
Jimmy served as executive producer on the ABC television movie,
Inside the Osmonds, and has just entered into an agreement with
Warner Brothers to develop new programming. Jimmy has also been
asked by the Chinese Government to serve as Live Entertainment
Producer/Consultant for Chinese live presentations in the United
States as well as producing live entertainment shows for China.
So with audiences watching Jimmy shine at his brightest
on stage, Jimmy takes a moment to share his childhood as the youngest
of eight brothers and one sister. You can imagine how many
hand-me-downs I must have received over the years. Quite frankly,
Maries never did me any good, nor did Donnys purple
socks. Oh by the way, have you seen Donnys new Pyramid Show,
remembering when Donny flew all the way to see his American Jukebox
Show , says Jimmy, All my brothers are supportive that way;
my whole familys that way and were very blessed.
As another kind of hand-me-down, Donny suggested to Jimmy that
for those who remember the Osmond Family and Donny and Marie television
shows, that Jimmy bring back memories with the next number in
the show.
So bringing on-stage Babette Young, Bransons Female Singer
of the Year, a perfect Donny and Marie duet is formed as Jimmy
and Babette launch into beautifully harmonized renditions of,
Im a little bit Country and Im a little bit
Rock n Roll...followed by the elaborate stylings of Crocodile
Rock, Workin Nine to Five, The Heart of Rock n Roll,
Jimmys Proud Mary while returning us back down to earth
with their original theme. With wall-to-wall Flashback Dancers
backing the fast paced exultation of music, Jimmy remarks, Its
a good time to fasten your seat belts!
TAKING US FURTHER BACK IN TIME
Still our journey continues as Jimmy brings us back to the days
of Hot Rods, fuzzy dice, Beatlemania, a Bunch of Bradys and as
Jimmy says, to even when Dick Clark used Clearasil.
Its the sixties; a Déja vu all over again!
But first, with the help of Flashback dancer, A. J. Heard, and
a music bridge of My Boyfriends Back, Jimmy prepares to
perform a magic trick that will not only twist Ms. Heard into
a pretzel but sets up Chubby Checkers, The Twist. Even an
unsuspecting audience member is recruited to help sing These Boots
Were Made For Walking with a tightly vibratoed Kelly Wiegand followed
by Jimmy taking us on a Beach Boy surfin safari of, Round-round-getta-around,
I getta-around. However, Stopped in the Name of Love by
a Pretty Woman walkin down the street, who makes you Wanna
Hold Her Hand and Shake It Up Baby...Jimmy gives an audience member
(Cathy) her big chance to dance solo and another star to be born!
With Jimmys perfectly matched falsetto giving us a perfect
rendition of, Big Girls Dont Cry, he adds, Eat your
heart out Michael Jackson, we all take opportunity to join
in while riding in Jimmy Webbs Beautiful Balloon just like
the Fifth Dimension did in the late 60s.
So with Sly Stones Dance To The Music of 1969 Woodstock
fame, we know were rounding the bend into the 70s, Dancin
Donna Sommers Last Dance while Shakin our Booties again
to K.C. and the Sunshine Bands more contemplative sound
of Thats The Way, a-huh, a-huh, I Like It a-huh, a-huh.
Traveling along with Jimmys rendition of Stevie Wonders
Superstition through to Roberta Flacks Killing Me Softly
sung by the gifted Babette and back into Jimmys falsetto
for the Bee Gees Stayin Alive. Now, its the
audiences turn to participate cause its time
to stay at the YMCA. And with Jimmys audience doing an all
out, hands in the air sing-along, were no longer
just at a party but a ride to the Village Peoples YMCA.
If thats not enough, here comes the fun of Mike Bliss, comedian,
Flashback dancer, uni-cyclist extraordinaire and the
shows own afable kleptomaniac. Indeed, as Mike invites an
unsuspecting audience member on stage to hoist him onto his one-legged
bike, Mike thanks you by stealing your wrist-watch, wallet, belt
and anything else he can pilfer without you even knowing it.Otherwise,
as Mike says, Ya dont get squat!
So as Jim Barber returns to the stage to be a better Austin Powers
than Austin Powers and Babette and Jimmy continue their sojourn
through the 80s and 90s and salute Americas veterans with
octave ranges that make us all want to sing. The Flashback Dancers,
Ken Brown, Kelly Wiegand, Mike Bliss, A. J. Heard, Shannon Lavin,
Brent Oplotnik and Christi Campbell will keep-on emulating the
distinctive choreographies that made each decade of the last sixty
years special. BR
For ticket information, call Jimmy Osmonds
American Jukebox Show at 417 336 6100 or if you prefer, go online
at www.osmondfamilytheater.com.
The theater is located at 3600 West Highway 76.
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